關(guān)于懷孕的話題

1. 懷胎可能會超過一年

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通常懷孕時長9～10個月。當(dāng)然，那是“通常”，總會有那么些人屬于平均值之外：懷孕時長的世界紀(jì)錄為375天，但誕下來的嬰兒卻只有7磅重(3.18公斤左右)。

#哪吒他娘懷胎三年六個月，太長了吧?

2. 男性胎兒會在母親子宮里勃起

實際上不論男女胎兒，都有可能在子宮里那啥，不過只有男性能在X光片上看出來，原因嘛…你們懂的。

3. 產(chǎn)婦的整個骨盆都會被撐開

撐開的可能不只是骨盆!百里挑一的情況下，可能你的整個屁股真的會變成兩半……

4. 失禁

在分娩過程中，因產(chǎn)婦無法控制，而導(dǎo)致腸道內(nèi)容物排出是常事。醫(yī)生和護(hù)士都知道這一點，所以他們都是時刻準(zhǔn)備著，與粑粑作斗爭的;但產(chǎn)婦在分娩的劇痛中不太會注意到自己那啥了，當(dāng)然醫(yī)生護(hù)士也不會沒事跑去跟你說這些尷尬事，所以一般人不知道這些手術(shù)室里眾所周知的小秘密。

5. 發(fā)光

人們常說懷孕的母親會散發(fā)“母性的光輝”，實際上她們真的會發(fā)光……好吧不是真的發(fā)光。懷孕期間體內(nèi)的血液會增加到正常時期的1.5倍，因此皮膚里毛細(xì)血管會使皮膚看上去更加紅潤。再加上荷爾蒙使皮膚分泌更多油脂，兩者結(jié)合，孕婦看起來就會像在“發(fā)光”一樣。

6. 嗅覺更靈敏

你的嗅覺會變得極為靈敏，味覺也是。科學(xué)家們猜測這是為了讓孕婦們更容易識別那些含有毒素的東西，比如煙霧、酒精咖啡等等。

7. 生產(chǎn)完畢之后宮縮依然會持續(xù)

生產(chǎn)之后宮縮還可能會持續(xù)好幾天，這種肌肉收縮其實是為了阻止過度失血的本能反應(yīng)。當(dāng)然，如果你在醫(yī)院里生孩子，說不定你麻醉還沒過去，渾渾噩噩的就過了這幾天，壓根注意不到。

8. 你真的不用一人吃兩人份

真的，每天只要多攝入300卡路里就行了，也就每天多喝一杯酸奶外加一個甜甜圈就夠了。

9. 你的腳會變大一整圈

懷孕會使你的韌帶開始放松，為分娩時的骨盆擴(kuò)大做準(zhǔn)備。但是這也會影響到身體的其他部位：你腳上的韌帶也會放松，使腳變大一圈。

#所以你可以趁機(jī)去買鞋了……

10. 擬娩綜合征

也叫“產(chǎn)翁現(xiàn)象”，當(dāng)你老婆懷孕時，你也會有晨吐和腹部的絞痛……(要同甘共苦啊)。

擴(kuò)展閱讀：

非常經(jīng)典有深度的電影英文臺詞

1.一個人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風(fēng)景，聽陌生的歌，然后在某個不經(jīng)意的瞬間，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)，原本是費(fèi)盡心機(jī)想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福，不是長生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權(quán)傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活愿望達(dá)成。當(dāng)你想吃的時候有得吃，想被愛的時候有人來愛你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one"s hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone"s love when you need love.

3.愛情是燈，友情是影子，當(dāng)燈滅了，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以給你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.愛情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負(fù)重?？上В蠖鄶?shù)人的愛情，都是負(fù)重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it"s called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中，人們會用一分鐘的時間去認(rèn)識一個人，用一小時的.時間去喜歡一個人，再用一天的時間去愛上一個人，到最后呢，卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后，你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富，它讓你學(xué)會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨著年齡的增長，終于領(lǐng)悟到愛一個人，就算用一輩子的時間，還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人，體諒這個人，直到愛上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.當(dāng)明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最后成為記憶里不www.oh100.com再重要的某一天，我們突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在不知不覺中已被時間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車?yán)?，與相鄰列車交錯時，仿佛自己在前進(jìn)的錯覺，而是我們真實的在成長，在這件事里成了另一個自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we"ve all grown up. And we become different.

11.離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補(bǔ)也會遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don"t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾經(jīng)擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬于自己的，不要放棄。已經(jīng)失去的，留作回憶。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don"t give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜歡并習(xí)慣了對變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會知道什么是最不會被時間拋棄的準(zhǔn)則。比如愛一個人，充滿變數(shù)，我于是后退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見真誠的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的愛是俯視而生，而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前，應(yīng)該一直留有一個地方，獨(dú)自留在那里。然后去愛。不知道是什么，不知道是誰，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠(yuǎn)都沒有人?？墒牵@種等待，就是愛情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發(fā)現(xiàn)，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛的很深，很深，來日歲月，會讓你知道，它不過很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時日一起成長。

Is there anyone who hasn"t suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it"s always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it"s very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在這個世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒有感性，就要理性;如果沒有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了，她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的愛情，需要的不是傷心，而是時間，一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.